Cat for sale
(an ornery mean old mangy cat)
Why is he for sale? He laid next to Annaliese during her naptime and when she woke up, before I could even blink, she pet his neck and he turned and bit her little chunky arm. I wanted to skin the cat alive. Instead I think I'll send him up river to Missouri. Don't worry Mom and Dad he's fixed. (Also, Annaliese sleeps on me during her naptimes...didn't want anyone to think I let Meow Mix sleep in her bed with her-you know that old wives tale that they steal the breathe of babes...so just wanted to clarify that).
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